Over the years I have written and developed a motivational program for Seniors called Smile Therapy" and used some of the old tag lines from Saturday Night Live because everyone knows them. These are great Comedy taglines. Stay happy friends!
SNL Quotes that were part of my life and yours too I'm sure.
"Jane, you ignorant slut"
"You look... mahvelous!"
"Beisbol been bery, bery good to me!"
"Living in a van down by the river!"
"Well isn't that special?"
"Yeeaaa, that's the ticket"
"We are, two wild and crazy guys!"
"I'll take the rapist for 500, Alex."
"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms, and then smell them like this..."
"Talk amongst yourselves"
"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me"
"Consume mass quantities!"